Russian man married a pizza because love between humans is a complicated wild thing

A Russian man at 22 has married a pizza in Tomsk city, He was bored of singledom but felt that love between two humans is a complicated wild thing. A Pizza would never reject you or betray you, he said.

The marriage ceremony was carried out at a pizzeria as the Russian authorities refused to officially sanction the wedding.

Deep-an meaningful relationship: A lonely Russian pizza fan fed up of not having a better half now has married his favorite food.

Russian man 'marries' a pizza because love between humans is 'too complicated'
Struggling to find the love of your life? It's a pizza cake for this Russian groom.

The un-named man married a pizza after becoming fed up with being single.
The bizarre wedding ceremony took place in a pizzeria in the city of Tomsk in south-central Russia.

The newlywed admitted he did not have a 'deep-pan' meaningful relationship with his 'bride', but had the idea after deciding there was 'mushroom' for improvement in traditional relationships between two people.

The happy couple: The groom said his friends are always moaning about their relationships.

Marriage vows: The newly weds even had a marriage certificate.

Deciding he would be 'feta' off alone the man decided to marry his one true love - food.
He said: "At some point I realized that half of my friends were complaining about their better half, while the others were complaining about the lack of a better half."

True love? The groom shows his affection for his other half.
Keeping it simple: He said love between two humans was too complicated wild thing. I was grateful that I had at least my love of food and then it came to me that actually love for food remains stable no matter what.

Pizza would never reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.

Skeptical Russian authorities refused to give official permission to register the unusual marriage at a registry office, and the church also turned him down.

The new bride and groom were refused permission to marry officially.
People in the pizza restaurant congratulated the newlyweds.

So in the end the unusual ceremony went ahead in one of the city’s pizzerias.
Managers and cooks at the restaurant even went as far as to provide the man with a marriage certificate, and the pizza bride was covered in a bridal veil.